excluhsive:

When my mom gives me the phone to talk to my relatives

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(via orgasm)

reassures:

You lost interest in me as fast as I lost my breath when I first saw you.

(via cigars-in-the-theatre)

yerawizardbarry:

when you need to cough in an exam but you’ve already coughed like twice so you just sit there suffocating

(via cigars-in-the-theatre)